Joke Crazy on the Loose Again
Having a good sense of humour is a real aid when you're involved in horses, but whether your life revolves around your equine companions or not, there some nifty horse jokes that we can all appreciate, especially when your horse has lost all the same another shoe, needs the vet for the third time in three days, or you lot get soaked through to the pare, again, caring for their every demand…
So if you lot need a little selection-me-up, we bring you some of the best (or peradventure worst!) equine gags doing the rounds on the cyberspace to help put a smile on your confront.
23 funny horse jokes to enjoy
1. A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a drinking glass of water, merely can't brand him drink.
2. I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to one – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.
3. A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long confront?"
4. I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed information technology backside him.
5. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey," says the barman. "Aye please," says the equus caballus.
6. What do you lot phone call a horse that can't lose a race? Sherbet.
seven. Accept you heard the one nearly the runaway horse? It's a terrible tale of WHOA!
8. Where practice horses go when they're ill? The horsepital.
9. What's blackness and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
10. Why should you lot never be rude to a jump jockey? In example he takes offence.
11. What'southward a horse's favourite TV show? Neighbours of course.
12. A pony went to the md complaining well-nigh having a sore throat. The doc said: "It's OK, yous're just a little equus caballus."
13. Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track tape. "In the terminal xv races, I've won eight of them!"
Another horse breaks in: "Well in the last 27 races, I've won xix!"
"Oh that's good, just in the last 36 races, I've won 28!" says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting at that place listening. "I don't mean to avowal," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are conspicuously amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"
xiv. How do you spell 'Hungry Horse' in four letters? MTGG.
15. A jockey is walking down the route leading a racehorse when he bumps into a friend. "What are you planning to do with that nag?" the man asks. "Race it," replies the jockey, surprised. "Well, by the look of information technology," the man says, "Yous'll win!"
sixteen. How tin you tell a police force horse from a normal horse? The police horse goes "Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw".
17. Why did the man stand backside the equus caballus? He was hoping to get a kick out of it
eighteen. How do you make an appaloosa? Shake the tree
19. Which type of cheese do horses like best? Masc-a-pony
20. What sort of horses come up out after dark? Nightmares
21. When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to!
22. What disease are horses almost scared of getting? Hay fever
23. What kind of bread does a horse swallow? Thoroughbred
- If you would like to suggest whatsoever other horse jokes for inclusion on our page, please email them to carol.phillips@futurenet.com
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